Most people probably haven’t caught on to this, but careful analysis of several news stories reveals startling evidence of another Bush plot to take over the world.
First, it’s no secret that George Bush is looking for a way to go to war against Iran.
Second, it’s also no secret that George Bush doesn’t care that the planet is burning up through our use of those evil fossil fuels.
Third, though skeptics laugh, it’s also true that weather extremes such as below average temperatures and blizzards are the result of global warming.
Finally, Iran has just been hit with the worst snow storms in recent memory. Bitterly cold tempertures, up to 22 inches of snow, dozens of people killed, government offices shut down.
It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what’s going on here. Obviously, Bush and his Big Oil buddies have figured out a way to accelerate the extreme effects of global warming, and even isolate them against a specific target, namely, Iran. A few more attacks with this new secret weapon, and Iran will be begging for terms.
He may have thought he could get away with this, but we’re on to his sinister schemes. Just one more reason why Bush must be impeached.