Introducing the Islamic Car

Iran is pushing a plan to build an “Islamic car,” complete with a compass that points to Mecca, and special compartments to hold the Koran and prayer scarves. The car will likely be built in Malaysia.

No word yet on whether the car will come with the suicide bomber option, pre-wired for easy detonation and maximum explosive effect.

Oh, and the new car is warrantied for 24 months, 24,000 miles, or 24 infidel deaths, whichever comes first.

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