President Cheney

For two hours and five minutes this morning, Dick Cheney was the acting President, while George W. Bush was undergoing a colonoscopy.

Much to the relief of our nation’s lefty loonies, Cheney did not use his temporary powers to pardon Scooter Libby, attack Iran, or order an IRS audit of Michael Moore.

The country can breathe again.

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