Light Bulb Jokes

Q. – How many software designers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. – None. That’s a hardware problem.

Q. – How many hardware designers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. – None. They just have Marketing portray the dead bulb as a “feature.”

And my personal favorite:

Q: How many IBM Technical Writers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only, “This page intentionally left blank,” and 20% of the definitions are of the form “A <…> consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks.”

Even Santa needs a good tech writer.

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