Survivor, Texas Style

In honor of all my Texas relatives:

Network TV is reported to be developing a Texas version of “Survivor,” the popular TV show.

Contestants must travel from Amarillo through Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio and back to Amarillo, through San Marcos and Lubbock. Each will be driving a Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: “I voted for Kerry, I’m gay, and I’m here to take your guns.”

The first contestant to complete the round trip is the winner.

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One response to “Survivor, Texas Style

  1. now that would be a reality show worth watching.

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